Fisting Kits – Coming Soon to a School Near You!

OMG! WTF???? ROTFFLMAO!!!!!!

I don’t even know where to start with this one.

Wait, I’ll start here: WTMotherF??????????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Okay, here’s the short version:
Our Obama appointed “Safe Schools Czar”, Kevin Jennings, founder and executive director (until at least 2007) of the Massachusettes GLSEN (Gay, Lesbian, and Straight Education Network) apparently thought that it would be a good idea to hold a youth’s only workshop on sex. For children as young as 14. With lessons on proper fisting techniques. He was the keynote speaker of this 2000 event, so I don’t want to hear that he didn’t know about it.

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How’s that for change?

Wait, one more. For an encore, in 2001 GLSEN decided to hand out Fisting Kits!!

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I can’t even type anymore, I’m actually falling out of my chair. Here’s a link to a better written blog post on the topic, thanks Jim Hoft:
Fistgate II: High School Students Given ‘Fisting Kits’ At Kevin Jennings’ 2001 GLSEN Conference